《燃情克利夫兰》 Hot in Cleveland is recorded
是在摄影棚观众前现场录制 in front of a live studio audience.
好消息 Great news!
我的检查结果出来了 I got the results back from my doctor.
医生说那块痔不是皮肤癌 That weird mole is not skin cancer.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank heavens!
我真为你高兴 Oh, I am so happy!
我那时嘴上说 All those times I said,
别担心 一块痔而已 "Don't worry, that mole is nothing,"
其实我心想 天哪 I was actually thinking, "Oh, my God,
那块痔等于判了死刑一样 that repulsive mole has 'killer' written all over it."
我都明白 I know!
我昨晚吃了整整一罐白糖 I ate an entire can of frosting last night
边吃边想 这才多大个事儿啊 thinking, "Oh, what does it matter... "
上帝 我竟然真的吃了整整一罐白糖 Oh, my God, I ate an entire can of frosting last night.
说真的 我看透了 You know what? I don't care.
其实 我的人生观有了新的升华 In fact, I have a whole new lease on life.
我要努力去发现每个人每件事 I am going to see the good in everything...
乃至每段经历美好的一面 every person, every experience.
-你确定 -必须的 - Must you? - I must.
活在当下 I am living in the moment!
你知道为什么叫当下吗 Do you know why they call it the present?
因为它是一份馈赠 Because it's a gift.
是的 听你说话一点都不烦 Yeah, this won't get annoying.
维多利亚 洛杉矶玩的开心吗 Hey, Victoria! How was L.A.?
我要宣布一个悲催的消息 Well, I have a major sad announcement to make.
我没能得到那个角色 I didn't get the part, and...
而我的婚礼也被毁了 my wedding is ruined.
怎么回事 What happened?
他们坚持要我试镜 Oh, they insisted that I screen test in character,
我所以同意是因为 and I agreed because
表演协会通常会青睐那些为了角色 the academy just loves it when a beautiful actress
不惜在戏内自毁形象的美貌女演员 makes herself look hideous for a role.
但我没拿到角色 Only I didn't get the role,
如今我是一个在戏外也形象尽毁的 and so now I'm just a beautiful actress
美貌女演员 who looks hideous.
亲爱的 Oh, honey,
想想你就要和心爱之人步入婚姻殿堂 you're about to marry the love of your life.
形象什么的算个啥 It doesn't matter how you look.
她这是咋了 What is wrong with her?
梅兰妮刚发现她没得癌症 Melanie just found out she's cancer-free,
于是她摇身一变 and she's turning into one of those
成了脸书上你拉黑的那群 "Life is beautiful" people
大唱人生赞歌的人 that you have to block on Facebook.
你没事我真高兴 Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
谢谢 凡事要往好了想 Thank you. Now, on the plus side,
每个人的婚礼都会经历点小波折 everyone has one thing go wrong at their wedding, right?
你挺过去就好了 Now you've had yours.
她的婚礼在监狱举行 Her wedding is in prison.
这已经够波折的了 I think that box has been checked.
戴上假发就行了 Just wear your emergency wig.
艾米特根本看不出来 Emmet will never know the difference.
我还记得我的婚礼 I remember my wedding.
你那原始人老公对着你的头一顿猛打 You mean the groom clubbing you over the head
然后把你拖进洞里 and dragging you to his cave?
我确实是老了 It's true. I'm old.
不如说说你的婚礼吧 Let's talk about your weddings.
哪壶不该提哪壶 Oh, that's right.
没错 两任新郎官都临阵脱逃了 Yes, two men did leave me at the altar.
我怀欧文的时候 But Simon would've married me
西蒙原打算和我奉子成婚 when I was pregnant with Owen
可惜被我妈赶走了 if my mother hadn't sent him off.
我恨他是个胆小鬼 就一直没再联系他 I know he's a rat for never trying to get in touch,
但是...初恋总是让人难以释怀 but... there's just something about your first love.
初恋把你的肚子搞大就跑了 He knocked you up and skipped town.
但我明白乔依的意思 But I see the point Joy is trying to make.
她是想让我觉得她的生活 I mean, even my prison wedding
比我的监狱婚礼还要悲催 won't be as sad as her life.
是我的婚礼策划人 Oh, it's my wedding planner.
据说监狱换了新典狱长 Apparently, there's a new warden at the prison
他想见见你 and he wants to see me.
见到您很荣幸 典狱长先生 It's a pleasure to meet you, warden,
可我还是有点不明白 but I'm still a tad confused
为什么我们要来这潮湿的空牢房 as to why we're in this dank holding cell...
让人想起了地铁的厕所 which is slightly reminiscent of a subway restroom.
因为你要在这潮湿的空牢房里结婚啊 Because this dank holding cell is where you're getting married.
什么 What?
你们答应过我在户外举办婚礼啊 I was promised an outdoor wedding.
我邀请了150位名人来参加呢 I have 150 celebrity guests coming.
死囚犯清唱团四重唱 And the Death Row A Cappella quartet
要演绎《温柔地杀死我》 is singing Killing Me Softly.
你这些美梦都做不成了 Well, none of that is going to happen.
四重唱已经死了一个了 And it's a trio now.
从积极的方面看 Well, on the plus side...
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这是太让人气愤了 This is outrageous.
我的婚礼策划人杰弗里不会赞成的 My wedding planner Jeffrey won't stand for it.
今早我让一个犯人咬掉了另一犯人的鼻子 I had one inmate bite another inmate's nose off this morning.
区区婚礼策划人杰弗里我还是能搞定的 I think I can handle wedding planner Jeffrey.
好吧 那你去原来狱长那问问 All right, you just check with the old warden,
他会告诉你我们有 and he'll tell you that we had
截然不同的安排 an entirely different arrangement.
他因为受贿被炒鱿鱼了 He's been fired for taking bribes.
什么 太让人震惊了 What! That's shocking.
不过出于好奇 But just out of curiosity,
那个行贿的人能不能 will the people who paid those bribes
得到补偿呢 be getting reimbursed?
亲爱的 Darling.
艾米特 Oh, Emmet!
亲爱的 真喜欢你的头巾 Darling, love the do-rag.
我那个七区的好朋友安奎 My dear friend Anquan in block seven
也戴了个一模一样的 wears one just like it.
我们的婚礼策划人呢 Where's our wedding planner?
现在我是你们婚礼策划人了 I'm your wedding planner now.
你们的婚礼将在这间牢房里举行 You're going to be married in this room,
无论什么媒体 一律不得入内 with absolutely no press whatsoever.
可我们把独家报道权卖给了英版《人物》 But we sold the exclusive rights to UK People.
媒体不得入内 No press.
请150个客人没门 我就准你们请四个 And instead of 150 guests, I'm limiting you to 4.
14个 14?
4个 4.
44个 44?
4个 4!
别假装你听不见我说的 Stop pretending you're not hearing me.
其中还包括你们的司仪 And one of them has to be your officiant.
可我们邀请了那么多圈中好友 But we've invited so many of our famous friends.
我们该选哪三位 I mean, which three would we choose?
对了 艾米特 Oh, right. Uh, Emmet?
亲爱的 至少我们能 Darling, at least we'll be
共度良宵 spending our wedding night together.
那个不会有变动吧 会吗 That won't be changing, will it?
不会 你们可以在监狱的 Yes, you will have your honeymoon
夫妻拖车里度蜜月 in the prisoner conjugal trailer,
第三顺位 third shift.
你或许得带条床单过去 You might wanna bring your own sheets.
床单 真美妙啊 Sheets? Well, la-dee-da.
真不敢相信我现在这么紧张 Oh, I can't believe how nervous I am.
从积极的方面看 说明你还活着 On the plus side, it means you're feeling alive.
我宁可紧张也不要被你烦 梅兰妮 I'd rather be nervous than irritated, Melanie.
你真美 You look so beautiful.
真遗憾他们不许你带摄影师 I'm sorry they won't let you have a photographer.
有摄影师啊 Oh, there's a photographer.
我让英版《人物》那家伙扮成牧师了 No, I arranged for the guy from UK People to be ordained.
由他来做司仪 He's performing our ceremony.
那他怎么拍照 How's he taking the pictures?
镜头在中间 So the lens is in the center,
两边可以调节焦距 and then I control the zoom on either side.
-真是太有才了 -是啊 - That's ingenious! - Yeah!
80年代麦当娜拿这砸我 Madonna threw it at me in the '80s,
我就把它改装成了相机 and I turned it into a camera.
舌尖上的牙齿和嘴唇 Tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lips.
全世界都站在你这边 全世界都站在你这边 Nationwide is on your side. Nationwide is on your side.
你说什么呢 Why are you saying that?
这是我的幸运口号 It's my good luck vocal exercise.
我过去六个婚礼上都用过 I've done it before all six of my weddings.
我相信这一切一定会无比美妙的 I just know it's gonna be magical.
好了 女士们 两手分开 举过头顶 All right, ladies. Arms up and spread 'em.
钛合金的股骨头 Titanium hip.
内衣钢圈 Underwire bra.
吊袜酒瓶 坎特一号伏特加 Garter flask. Ketel one.
我不得不承认 梅兰妮说得对 I have to admit, Melanie's right.
不论在什么样的条件下 No matter what the circumstances,
爱情总是值得庆祝的 it's always wonderful to celebrate love.
该死的 Bloody hell.
怎么了 What?
那个神父 那是西蒙 我孩子的爸爸 That priest. That's Simon, my baby daddy.
一个神父 A priest?
乔伊 是不是什么人都被你睡过 Joy, is there no one you won't sleep with?
我勒个去 Holy crap!
乔依·斯克罗格 Joy Scroggs?
是你吗 Is that you?
你们俩认识吗 Do you two know each other?
当然认识 We certainly do.
就是这个男人让我 This is the man who got me pregnant
还是个小姑娘的时候就怀孕了 when I was a teenager
然后就消失得无影无踪 and then disappeared without a trace.
乔伊 当时我 Joy! I was...
我们不能毁了维多利亚的婚礼 We are not going to ruin Victoria's wedding.
我必须告诉你 I have to tell you...
你到底怎么来这儿的 How did you even get here?
你是要我实话实说... You gonna let me answer...
嗨 亲爱的 Hello, darling.
维多利亚 Victoria.
你真是美呆了 You look ravishing.
请婚礼嘉宾们在这儿站好队 Well, if I could ask the wedding party to line up
然后 微笑 over here then, please, and smile.
别忘了 如果你不看着十字架 And remember, if you can't see the cross,
那十字架就拍不到你啦 the cross can't see you.
"爱要有耐心 爱要包容" "Love is patient, love is kind."
扯淡 Yeah, right.
"爱情里没有争吵也不会令人生厌" "Love doesn't take offense and is never resentful."
谁写的这些破烂 Who wrote this crap?
乔伊 Joy,
也许该找个高兴点的人来读 maybe somebody less bitter should read it.
"请记住以下三点 信念 希望 爱" "And now these three remain... faith, hope, and love."
我喜欢爱 Oh, I love love.
我喜欢信念 I love faith.
还有希望 我的中名就是希望 And Hope. That's my middle name.
是真的 梅兰妮·霍普·莫雷蒂 It really is. Melanie Hope Moretti.
她是智障吧 Is she special needs?
不如我们直接来宣誓吧 How about we just go to the vows?
维多利亚 我爱你 Victoria, I love you.
我爱你智慧的光芒 你慷慨的精神 I love your sparkling wit, your generous spirit,
还有你笑的时候发出的可爱鼾声 and the adorable way you snort when you laugh.
但最重要的 我爱你的眼睛 But most of all, I love your eyes.
当我看着你的双眼 就有家的温暖 When I look in your eyes, I am home.
我亲爱的埃米特 My darling Emmet...
最开始的时候你向我证明了灵魂伴侣的存在 you first amazed me by proving that soul mates really do exist.
而现在 即使是在这牢房里 And now I'm amazed that, even in this prison cell,
我也觉得这是我一生中最棒的一天 this is the most spectacular day of my life.
我爱你 埃米特·劳森 I love you, Emmet Lawson.
好了 根据生活教会网站 Okay, by the power vested in me
赋予我的权力 by the omniversallifechurch.Org,
我宣布你们正式成为夫妻 I pronounce you man and wife.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
过敏而已 Just allergies.
爱尔卡 我得和乔伊谈谈 Elka, I need to talk to Joy.
她在吗 Is she here?
不知道她想不想和你谈 Not sure she wants to talk to you.
是的 鉴于我们的过去 我能理解 Yes, well, given our history, I can understand that,
但是我得再跟她见一面 but I have to see her one more time.
你确定要见吗 Are you sure about this?
之前好不容易才彻底脱身了 You got away clean once before.
我不知道自己准备好见他了没 I don't know if I'm ready to see him yet.
我是说 我想去 I mean, I want to,
但我得做好心理准备 but I have to be mentally prepared.
他婚姻幸福吗 Is he happily married?
他会不会拿出可爱孩子的照片跟我显摆 Is he gonna whip out pictures of his beautiful children?
还是他一直过着隐居生活 Or has he been living like a hermit,
因为我是他的真爱而嫌弃所有女人 forsaking all women because I was his one true love?
好吧 我觉得你用不着 Yeah, I don't think you'll
为那个做什么心理准备 have to prepare for that one.
乔依 我不希望你错过这次机会 Joy, I don't want you to miss this opportunity.
你想知道什么 我去跟他谈谈 I'll go talk to him and find out what you wanna know.
不行 你会对他说的一切抱有乐观态度 No, you'll just "On the plus side" Everything he says.
我需要能告诉我残酷现实的人 I need someone who's gonna tell me the hard truth,
即使会伤得我体无完肤 even if it hurts and tears me apart.
这个我擅长 I'll do it.
不 我从没结过婚 No, I never married.
真的吗 像你这样英俊的男士 Really? A handsome guy like yourself?
你是在跟我调情吗 Are you flirting with me?
我撩起过一两条苏格兰裙 I've looked up a kilt or two.
我相信你撩过 你这只性感小野猫 I'll bet you have, you saucy minx.
那你为什么从没给乔依打过电话 So how come you never called Joy?
我从没忘记她 I never forgot about her.
听着 我知道已经过去很久了 Look, I know a lot of time has gone by,
但你能不能告诉她我还是当年那个 but can you tell her that I'm still the same guy
在多尔切斯特街的俱乐部里 in that club on Dorchester Street
邀请穿黄裙子的美丽女孩 that asked a beautiful girl in a yellow dress
跳一曲布隆迪的《玻璃精灵》的男人 to dance to Blondie's Heart of Glass?
共舞一曲布隆迪的《玻璃精灵》 To dance to Blondie's Heart of Glass.
太甜蜜了 他记得所有细节 Oh, that's so sweet. He remembered everything.
他啥也没记住 He remembered nothing!
我从没去过那个俱乐部 I've never been in that club,
我穿黄色特别丑 I look terrible in yellow,
而且肯定不是那首歌 and that was definitely not the song.
你还等什么 去告诉他 Well, what are you waiting for? Go tell him.
没准儿是迪沃乐队的《轮滑女孩》 Maybe it was Whip It by Devo.
软细胞合唱团的《感染之爱》 Tainted Love by Soft Cell.
杜兰杜兰乐队的《狼般饥饿》 Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran.
没问题 我91了 有的是时间浪费 Sure, I'm 91. I can do this all night.
亲爱的 Darling,
我知道这个夫妻活动房跟我们预想的差很多 I know this conjugal trailer is not what we envisioned,
但我向你保证 but I promise you
我一出去就给你一个 an embarrassingly outlandish honeymoon
不怕丢人现眼的异国蜜月 the moment I'm released.
至于现在嘛 劳森夫人 In the meantime, Lady Lawson...
春宵一刻值千金 Let's make every minute count.
没错 我们抓紧吧 Oh, yes. Let's.
-但别忘了 -我懂的 - But don't forget. - I know.
我有过婚姻经验 不许碰头发 I've been married before. Don't touch the hair.
根本不是《狼般饥饿》 你这个白痴 It was not Hungry Like the Wolf, you idiot.
我知道 I know.
我还知道如果能把你激怒到一定程度 I also knew that if I could get your anger up enough,
你就会自己跑出来见我 you'd come out and see me.
那首歌是《善变的魔蝎》 The song was Karma Chameleon.
我当时想 天哪 这首歌真难听 And I thought, "Oh, God, I hate that song."
结果抬起头看见了你 I looked up and I saw you.
紧身黑色牛仔裤 白色短袖 Tight black jeans, white T-shirt,
长发垂到腰际 hair down to your waist.
接着你转过身来 Then you turned around.
我立刻想 完了 我陷进去了 And I thought, "Well, I'm a goner, aren't I?"
于是我站起来 向你走过去 So I got up, I walked over to you,
我说 and I said...
你是我一生中见过的最漂亮的姑娘 "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life."
你用那双温柔的棕色大眼睛看着我 And you looked at me with those big, soft, brown eyes
-你说 -滚开 你个烂酒鬼 - and you said... - "Bugger off, you drunken git."
我心想 西蒙 你找到了一位真正的淑女 And I thought, "Simon, you've found yourself a real lady."
我已经不是那个满嘴脏话的愤怒小女孩了 Well, I'm no longer that angry, foul-mouthed little girl.
现在我是个满嘴脏话的易怒成年女性 Now, I'm an angry, foul-mouthed grown woman.
这三十年你他妈的跑哪儿去了 Why the haven't I heard from you in 30 years?
真是太美妙了 That was wonderful.
真不敢相信咱俩把床弄坏了 I can't believe we broke the bed.
估计之前的那对夫妇 Well, I think the couple before us
已经把床折腾的有点散架了 might've loosened it up a bit.
我爱你 Oh, I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
几个月后 等我出狱了 In a few months, when I'm released,
我们就直接飞去巴黎 we'll fly off to Paris.
你就是我的冉阿让 You'll be my Jean Valjean.
舞台剧《悲惨世界》的男女主角
而你是我的珂赛特 And you will be my Cosette.
珂赛特好像是他的女儿 I think Cosette was kind of his daughter.
-没看过 -我也是 - Oh, never saw it. - Oh, neither did I.
貌似是三个小时的电影 咱俩都没演 It was, like, three hours and neither of us was in it.
你律师的短信 Oh, it's from your lawyer.
告诉艾米特"追加指控 刑期延长" "Tell Emmet 'more charges, max time.'"
艾米特 这是怎么回事 Emmet... what's going on?
唉 维多利亚 Oh, God, Victoria.
律师向我保证他能摆平 I didn't tell you because my lawyer promised
我才没告诉你 to make it all go away.
摆平什么 Make what go away?
追加的指控 More indictments.
好像我会计的那些灰色交易 It seems my accountant got me involved
比我想象的还多 in more shady deals than I realized.
几乎能确定我还要在这里待 It's almost certain that I'll be in this place
-十年 -十年 - for another ten years. - Ten years!
我的天呐 艾米特 Oh, my God, Emmet.
所有计划都被打乱了 Oh, this changes everything.
我会尽快安排离婚 I'll arrange for a quick annulment
你就可以继续自己的正常生活 so that you can live your life unchecked.
不要 艾米特 你是我丈夫 No. No, no, Emmet. You are my husband,
我会等你的 and I will wait for you.
亲爱的 很晚了 Darling, it's getting late.
明天再聊吧 Let's talk this through in the morning, hmm?
别忘了咱俩还在度蜜月呢 We're still on our honeymoon remember.
我们正躺在巴黎香榭丽舍大街 A suite in the hotel George V
乔治五世酒店的套房里 on the Champs-élysées in Paris...
那时德国佬还没走呢 during the German occupation.
你妈让我离开 永远别回来 Your mother told me to go away and never come back.
你不用非听她的呀 You didn't have to listen to her.
-她很恐怖 -她才90磅呢 - She's scary! - She weighs 90 pounds.
全是肌肉 It's all muscle!
你都没跟我告别 You never said good-bye.
还丢下我一个人生孩子 You... you let me give birth on my own.
而且你一直都没跟我联系过 And... and you've never tried to get in touch with me.
为什么 Why?
因为我是个懦夫 'Cause I'm a coward.
我还没说你就承认了 Well, it's no fun if you're just gonna admit to things
一点也不解气 before I can accuse you of them.
那你现在来干吗 懦夫 So why are you here now, you bloody coward?
我想道歉 Because I want to apologize.
乔依 你妈妈把我赶走 Look, Joy, your mother pushed me away,
不过说实话 but to be honest,
我很感激她放我条生路 I was kind of glad she gave me a way out.
当时我才17岁 I was 17!
我还没有当丈夫和爸爸的心理准备 I wasn't ready to be a husband and a father.
那过去这三十年呢 And the last 30 years?
我刚不是说我是个懦夫了嘛 Did I mention I was a coward?
乔依 很抱歉我抛弃了你 Look, Joy, I'm sorry I ran out on you.
很抱歉我丢下个孩子 I'm sorry I have a child out there
我永远也见不到了 who I'll never know.
他叫欧文 His name is Owen.
他就住在克利夫兰 He lives right here in Cleveland,
长的很帅 and he's lovely.
你认识他 是个儿子 You know him? A him?
恭喜你 西蒙 是个儿子 Yes, congratulations, Simon, it's a boy.
健健康康 32岁的儿子 A healthy, 32-year-old boy.
32岁了 弄得我顿时老了许多 32 years. That makes me feel old.
那你准备好变更得老吧 You're about to feel even older.
你还有个孙子呢 You have a grandson too.
-我的天啊 -小威尔伯 - Oh, my God! - Little Wilbur.
-他遗传了你的下巴 -长大就好了 - He has your jowls. - Ah, they'll go away.
然后40多年后这下巴又会突显了 And then they'll reappear in about 40 years.
能让我见见他们吗 Could I meet them?
欧文会愿意见我吗 Do you think Owen would see me?
他们现在出城了 They're out of town right now.
不如我就呆在这见他们一面 Well, why don't I stay and meet them
顺便还可以多陪陪你 and maybe spend some time with you?
可以的吧 I suppose.
乔依 听着 Joy, you know,
当我今天见到你时 别笑话我 when I saw you today... you know, it sounds silly,
我俩这种初恋的情愫 but that first love thing
真不是会岁月慢慢消逝的 对吗 is pretty powerful stuff, isn't it?
是的 It is.
你是怎么做到比以前还要漂亮的 How is it possible that you got even prettier?
抱歉 Sorry.
我必须马上回伦敦 Um, I have to go to London right away.
那当然 我又自作多情了... Of course. I mean, what made me think...
别说了 公事 Oh, shut up. It's work.
看 我受到独家邀请参加皇家洗礼仪式 Look, I got the exclusive rights to the royal christening.
洗礼 王室的那个 The christening... the actual christening?
你能看到威廉王子和凯特王妃的孩子 You're gonna see William and Kate and the baby?
是的 而且我马上就忍不住 Yeah, and I was about to make a comment
要对一个为此疯狂的女人吐下槽 about the idiots that are interested in that kinda thing,
不过我还是不说为好 but I'm gonna keep it to myself now!
他们哪天回来 Look, uh, when are they back?
下周四 Next Thursday.
那我到时候再来吧 Then I'll come back then.
算约会吧 It's a date?
当然算是 It's a date.
好的 Right.
有件事忘了 I forgot something.
这吻够你回味的了 That oughta hold you.
艾米特 Emmet?
艾米特 Emmet!
真是不可思议 Can you believe it?
虽然时过境迁 After all this time,
但我和西蒙还是能旧情复燃 my romance with Simon has been rekindled.
两根腐朽的枯木燃起些火花也不奇怪 I guess two old, dry sticks can still make a spark.
你当然清楚 You would know.
原始人发明火那会儿 你就在场 You were there when fire was invented.
他跑了 He's gone!
艾米特伪装成我越狱了... Emmet escaped from prison disguised as me...
戴着我的假发 穿着我的衣服鞋子 in my wig and my coat and my shoes.
那双可是我的"周仰杰" But those are my Jimmy Choos!
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不过现在实在是不值一提 Which is so not important right now.
亲爱的 怎么回事 Oh, honey, what happened?
昨晚我们发现他身上还有更多指控 Well, last night, we found out that there were more charges,
所以 and...
艾米特可能还要被关上十年 Emmet could be in jail for another ten years.
我告诉他我可以等他 I told him that I would wait for him,
但他说他不愿意... but he said that he didn't...
-哦 维多利亚 -哦 亲爱的 - Oh, Victoria! - Oh, sweetie.
我赶紧挂了 Oh, I'll turn it off.
不行 是我的医生 你好 No, it's my doctor. Hello?
是的 Yes.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
好的 我明天会去的 Okay, yeah, I'll come in tomorrow.
怎么了 那痣不是没什么事吗 What is it? I thought the mole was okay.
另一个医生 Different doctor.
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
-这事儿往好了说... -你别说了 - On the plus side... - Don't you dare!